Back at the sty we’ll chew the fat
– discussing all the latest news
I’m reading up ’bout this and that
but mindful of my P’s and Q’s
(The other guys all like my take on
what gives within the world of trotters,
– what we must do to save our bacon
from all those barbeque-ing rotters!)
What! Smoke-house shares gone down the pan?
That’s excellent if it is true
Sales AND production down in Spam?
By George, we’ll raise a glass or two!
Invite the lad’s round for a dig
or meet them at The Laughing Pig